i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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