i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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