weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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