So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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