Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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