I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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