I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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