So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
She has the best kind of daddy issues
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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