but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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