shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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