Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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