so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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