But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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