Everything about him screamed your future.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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