just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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