Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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