I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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