You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I think people are normalizing furries
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