walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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