He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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