either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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