Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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