how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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