She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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