yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
