after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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