All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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