i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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