Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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