Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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