Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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