Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
