The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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