Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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