he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
