so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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