Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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