Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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