Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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