Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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