i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I seem to have left my pride at pride
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I could fuck to npr.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Randomize
