Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
You can't special order awesome
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
this is an emotional support booty call
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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