piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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