I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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