You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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