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Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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