think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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