He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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