I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Randomize
