i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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