i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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