i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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