awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i would punch a child for taco bell
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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