Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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